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Author: e debs N7S
STORY
Liara and Tali were dancing at the Afterlife, enjoying some much-needed shore leave. A tipsy Tali was grinding on Liara while singing the chorus of the classic pop song reverberating throughout the club, “Hey Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey” when an over-eager Vorcha tried to dance up on the pair. “I can blow your mind!” he screamed. “I find you repulsive” Liara deadpanned, as she grabbed Tali’s arm to lead her away but ran face-first into a Batarian’s chest. The Batarian, leering down at Liara, dropped perhaps the worst pickup line in history: “That song is a one-hit wonder. I can take care of you with just one hit too, honey.” Liara shuddered in disgust, and turned to leave the two aggro bros behind when Tali piped up:
“Wanna bet?”
Liara sighed. “Another drunk Tali check that I’ll have to cash. Tali shooting-under-the-influence…hmm, I guess I better find some enemies with big heads for her to target.”
Team size: Quad, Trio, Duo
Map: Firebase Reactor Hazard
Enemy: Collectors
Difficulty: Platinum
Requirements:
QUAD
Characters: Quarian Female Infiltrator, Asari Adept, Vorcha Engineer, Batarian Sentinel
Available Weapons: Executioner Pistol, Mantis, Kishock Harpoon Gun, Widow-98. One weapon per character, all different weapons.
Special Conditions for Quad: Missiles allowed only on objective waves and during extraction. Liara and Tali must get 20 headshots medal. Only Liara and Tali must extract.
TRIO
Characters: Quarian Female Infiltrator, Asari Adept, and either the Vorcha Engineer or Batarian Sentinel
Available Weapons: Two characters must use either the Executioner Pistol, Mantis, or Kishock Harpoon Gun. One character can choose the Widow-98, Javelin, or Claymore (or use the leftover Executioner/Mantis/Kishock not used by the other two). One weapon per character, all different weapons.
Special Conditions for Trio: Missiles allowed only on objective waves and during extraction. Liara and Tali must get 20 headshots medal. Only Liara and Tali must extract.
DUO
Characters: Quarian Female Infiltrator, Asari Adept
Available Weapons: Tali must use either the Executioner Pistol, Javelin, or Kishock Harpoon Gun. Liara must use either the Widow-98, Claymore, or Mantis.
Special Conditions for Duo: Armored Compartments not allowed. Liara and Tali must get 20 headshots medal. Liara and Tali must extract. Missiles allowed at any time.
PLATINUM SQUADS
GOLD SQUADS
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